girls don't get it

Right. talkin to this lass at work and she picked up my WH40k book that I'm reading atm, Eisenhorn. She starts reading it then starts laughing. I asked her what she was laughing at and she said it sounds like a Mills and Boone romantic novel.. so she read it out lol " 'Alizebeth stay close to me' I shouted as I pulled her close to my chest. She looked scared as I wrapped my arms around her." So I said.. oh yeah, read the next line then and grinned "Prophaniti made a gargling sound as he rose in to the air which sounded like choking laughter, his lolling broken neck made snapping sounds like bone grinding against bone as he turned his head to look at us. His mouth spewed Daemon blood towards us as his maniacle laughter rose to a pitch that was deafening. My only protection from being mutilated by his psychic power was Alizebeth who was now so terrified she had wet herself" She looked mortified and asked if I killed people at the weekends lol

ROFL!!!!!