110% ?

this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint........
it goes like this............................

what makes 100%?
what does it mean to give more than 100%?
ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
we have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
how about achieving 103%?
what makes up 100% in life?


here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

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if:
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
is represented as :
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 .
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then:
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h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

and
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k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e is
11+14+15+23+12+12+5+4+7+5=96%
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but
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a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
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and
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b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
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and,look how far ass kissing will take you.
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a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g is
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

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so, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,that while hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and attitude will get you there,it's the bullsh1t and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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remember some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them.

LMFAO nice one you Smelly Fooker

ha ha... maybe i should start kissing my bosses ass, YUK! ner, (thinks for a moment) "Wish i still had that female boss she was fit" err so anyway, yeah i like this i will scank this off you and use this to good effect at work when i hear why arnt i giving 100% in my job.