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PostSubject: Chicken farmer!   Chicken farmer! Icon_minitimeTue Jan 13, 2009 8:31 pm

A farmer wife on her death bed called her husband into the bedroom. then instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found.

He got down on his knees, tugged the box out and opened it to find 3 mouldy eggs and £7,000 in cash. Rather puzzled at this he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Well every time we had bad sex, I took an egg from one of your chickens and put it in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, 35 years of marriage and only 3 old eggs, then he asked, "But what about the £7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them."
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