Why blokes are best :)

men are just happier people.
your last name stay's put
the garage is all your's
wedding plans take care of themselves
you are first in line to the throne
chocolate is just another snack
you can never be pregnant
you can wear a white t-shirt to a water theme park
you can wear no shirt to a theme park
car mechanics tell you the truth
the world is your urinal
you never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is too icky
you dont have to stop and think which way to turn a nut & bolt
same work more pay
wrinkles add character
the occasional well rendered belch is practically expected
new shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet
one mood all the time
phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
a five day holiday only requires one suitcase
you can pack a suitcase in ten minutes
you can open all your own jars
if someone forgets to invite you,they can still be your friend
your underwear is £5 for a threepack
three pairs of shoes are more than enough
you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
you don't need to go to several shops for an item that you then buy from the first shop you visited
you are able to make snap decisions
you can say no and mean no ,not something completely different
you don't have to worry about being seen in the same clothes.